gwaevalarin | Stonehenge Apocalypse

Here are my incoherent notes I took while watching "Stonehenge Apocalypse". At least those I can still decipher. I don't think they'll make any sense if you haven't seen the movie. I'm not sure they'll make much sense if you have seen the movie, to be honest.

Finally, Stonehenge Apocalype. Been waiting for this movie for what feels like forever. Time to find out what the whole robot head thing is all about.

Erm, that's Castiel's voice you're using there, Misha.

Oh, lips.

Where's the road? Stonehenge looks wrong without it. And tourists just walking around between the stones? Don't you do any research at all, SyFy? No, don't answer that.

Misha looks like he's having fun.

I'm finding the fact that his character is called Jacob slightly confusing. Every time I hear the name I expect Mark.

METHOS! :D

Real acting wasn't permitted when shooting that movie, was it?

Is that an EMF meter? First the necklace, now this. What else did he steal from Dean?

I think he got used to that deep voice a little too much while shooting Supernatural. It's not that I don't like it but it's Castiel's and will always remind me of him.

The score is starting to get really annoying.

Some of Misha's early tweets are starting to make a lot more sense now.

Woah! Close up! Blue eyes! I mean, even bluer than usual. Didn't think that was even possible.

Blowing the whole thing up doesn't sound like such a brilliant idea, to be honest. What are US soldiers doing at Stonehenge anyway?

"Explosives? Are you nuts!?" Thank you, Jacob. That's what I was just saying.

*purrs*

And handcuffed again. And the robot head. And vulcanic eruption. At a pyramid. Is it just me or is this getting slightly repetitive.

Now they want to nuke Stonehenge? The Stonehenge with the crazy elecromagnetic field? Seriously?

Oh, hands. *stares*

Nice view on fake Stonehenge.

New York appears to be surprisingly close to Salisbury Plain these days.

Yeah, hit people with the object that's supposed to save the world, Jacob. That sounds like a smart thing to do.

Did I mention: purrrrrr

"You want me to come live with you and a bunch of lunatics in a pyramid?" Well, you have to admit, it does kinda sound like fun.

Aww, headache from being knocked out, poor baby.

Nope, nuking it still doesn't sound like a good idea. See, Jacob agrees with me, again.

A pyramid. What a surprise.

A hundred mile radius? You do realise that you're basically planning to evacuate the whole of Southern England, don't you?

The by now famous belt scene. Even better in the actual movie.

That scene there might have slightly worried me if I hadn't seen the promo pics. Then again, probably not.

He's giving the amulet to her. Dean's god-finding... oh, wait, wrong show/movie.

Awwwww! That look! *thud*
"You know, the trust that you've placed in me, it's validated my work. Maybe my life."
...
He's going to die, isn't he? :(

NOOOOOO! John! *sobs*
Saving Jacob and probably the world with his last breath.

See, getting to Stonehenge would be a lot easier if the road was where it's supposed to be. The fences would pose sort of an inconvenient barrier though.

Hey, that douchebag shot Jacob. *is mad*
Hang in there, sweetheart.

"IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD" Bwah! Best last words ever!

But it still makes me sad. Did they really have to kill both characters I was watching for. That's not exactly nice, you know. *cries*

In conclusion: That was the most cracktastic, highly entertaining movie I've ever seen. Everything I had expected and hoped for.