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Tinka ([personal profile] gwaevalarin) wrote2011-06-05 04:01 pm
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Shag, Marry, Kill

Yes, it's a silly game, but it's also a lot of fun.

The rules:
1) Comment to this and (if you want) I will give you 3 (fictional) people.
2) Post this meme to your LJ with your answers.
3) Provide pictures/text descriptions and the names of the 3 people.
4) Label whom you would shag, marry and (push off a) cliff.

[livejournal.com profile] raths_kitten was evil. ;) She gave me Castiel, Balthazar and Crowley, and told me that, in this game, throwing them off a cliff will actually kill them.

Shag: Castiel



With Castiel being pretty much my favourite character ever, my first instinct was to go for marry. But then I realised that my favourite angel would make a pretty crappy husband. He's always tied up in some heavenly civil war or an equally dangerous mission, and I'd constantly have to worry that he'll sacrifice himself for his favourite hunter.
So shag it is, which will probably be a slightly awkward and interesting experience considering the lack of experience on both sides. BUT it means we can teach each other, and I'm pretty sure that our nerdy angel is a pretty quick learner. So, yeah, I'm in.
I'm also sure that my husband* (see below) won't mind teaching us both a few tricks. ;)


Marry: Balthazar



Balthazar, the obvious choice for a one night stand, not exactly the obvious choice for a long-term relationship, right? But think about it: Like Sebastian said in an interview, Bal is a decadent angel with a heart of gold, and once you have his affection he'll do pretty much anything for you. I have little doubt that Balthazar is the kind of angel that will guess (or mind-read) all my secret wishes and show me the world.
It's going to be an open marriage, obviously. I don't think Balthazar is able to resign himself to monogamy even if he wanted to. But that's okay, especially if it means we'll have Cas around once in a while. (I'm bending the rules pretty severely here, aren't I? ;))


Kill: Crowley



I love that evil bastard, but not only can I not choose him over my two favourite angels, this is also a matter of wanting to survive.
If kissing a crossroads demon seals a deal, just imagine what shagging the King of the Crossroads (and Hell) might do. I don't want to see that matrimonial agreement he'd have me sign, either. ;)


Comment if you want me to give you a SMK choice. Comment also if you want to give me another SMK choice. (Did I mention that this is fun?). Or simply comment if you want.

*Talking about husbands: [livejournal.com profile] seriesjunkie23, do you remember who my 4th husband was at A6? Because I don't. I remember Gabe Tigerman, Ben Edlund and Richard, but I can't figure out who was the 4th. I just know that it wasn't Misha. Was it Sebastian?

[identity profile] mfluder42.livejournal.com 2011-06-05 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I'm game... er... I think. Hit me. *g*

::runs away::

(BTW... despite being tied up with angelic wars, I'd have to marry Castiel, Shag Balty - repeatedly, I'm sure Cas won't mind and might even join in *g* - and Kill Crowley. :-) )

[identity profile] gwaevalarin.livejournal.com 2011-06-05 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm kinda planning on turning my marriage into a triad, but don't tell Cas yet. Bal and I want to prepare him gently. :p

Castiel, Dean and the 10th Doctor.

[identity profile] cassiopeia7.livejournal.com 2011-06-05 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
*raises hand* I'm game!

[identity profile] gwaevalarin.livejournal.com 2011-06-05 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, love your icon in combination with your comment.

Castiel, Balthazar and Gabriel.

[identity profile] cassiopeia7.livejournal.com 2011-06-05 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Castiel, Balthazar and Gabriel.

!!!

Wait, I've got to KILL one of those guys? This is going to be harder than I thought! XD

BRB, thinking!

[identity profile] gwaevalarin.livejournal.com 2011-06-05 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, I've got to KILL one of those guys?

Yes, you do. That's why this game is so mean. ;)

[identity profile] gwaevalarin.livejournal.com 2011-06-05 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm, how about... Castiel, Merlin and Eleven

[identity profile] zanyrainey.livejournal.com 2011-06-05 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
;_; I have to kill one?

Okay shagging Castiel (hubbahubba), marrying Merlin (I loves him), and killing Eleven because he can regenerate (then I'll have makeup sex with him!) WIN WIN WIN!

[identity profile] gwaevalarin.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, I have a suspicion that you're cheating here. Which is totally fine by me.

[identity profile] shaitanah.livejournal.com 2011-06-05 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm game too)))
LMAO, perfect justification for killing Crowley)) Besides, he'll probably come back anyway! XDDD

[identity profile] gwaevalarin.livejournal.com 2011-06-05 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course Crowley will come back. He always comes back.

The Master, Alex Mahone and Anakin Skywalker.

[identity profile] shaitanah.livejournal.com 2011-06-05 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
LOOOOL, oh geez! All three of them royally suck as a marriage material! XD Will go think about it)))) Thanks))

[identity profile] gwaevalarin.livejournal.com 2011-06-05 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That depends, really. If you have evil plans to take over the world they may prove very useful. ;)

[identity profile] dimturien.livejournal.com 2011-06-05 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ich will, ich will! *meld*

[identity profile] gwaevalarin.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Robin of Locksley, Dean Winchester and Eliot Spencer.

[identity profile] lainvess.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I just remembered Yoodi tagged me with a meme aaaaages ago, challenging me to name ten fictional characters I would have sex with.
But I never found enough characters, so I still haven't posted it. (Though I came up with two at some point (can't even remember both of them now) and was very tempted to just fill the remaining places with Feanor and his sons.)

Also I don't think I could kill someone.

So this may be a very stupid thing to do, but: tag meeee!

[identity profile] gwaevalarin.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I could probably come up with ten characters. Maybe... or maybe not. Ten is actually a lot, when you start thinking about it.

Anyway: I don't really know what shows you're watching, so let's go back to olden days:

Aragorn, Feanor and Captain Jack Sparrow

[identity profile] seriesjunkie23.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Please, don't tag me, this game is too mean. Although I have to say that I totally approve of your choices.

Anyhoo, I just came by to tell you that, yes, the 4th hubby was Sebastian, sweetie. I think I will laugh like a crazy person when I see Gabe Tigerman in NJ in July because I WILL THINK OF YOU! I hope nobody will notice the crazy woman laughing like a loon...mwahaha ;)

[identity profile] gwaevalarin.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I didn't know Gabe Tigerman will be in NJ. Say hi to him from me, will you? ;)

[identity profile] seriesjunkie23.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I will certainly do that!!!

[identity profile] myjedimindtrick.livejournal.com 2011-06-12 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
yay, gimme a SMK!

[identity profile] gwaevalarin.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'll give you the classic:

Dean, Sam, Castiel

[identity profile] myjedimindtrick.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, so I've thought long and hard about this. Maybe too hard...

Shag: Sam
Marry: Castiel
Cliff: Dean

After some fun with Sam, I'd cliff him and Dean together, there is no way those boys could ever live without each other and I sure as hell wouldn't want to be married to one if the other was dead. Too much angst.

This way the Winchesters can finally be at peace in their perfect heaven (with Ash crashing now and then) and Cas can visit them there.

Eventually one day after a long and happy marriage, it'll be my time, and I'll join the merry band of hunters living it up in the heavenly Roadhouse. Cas will be with me, and when we knock that door Dean will be there with open arms and an open heart and finally we'll all be home <3

[identity profile] gwaevalarin.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww! That's such a sweet answer.

I do think it's cheating, though, which apparently this show makes way too easy. ;)

[identity profile] myjedimindtrick.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I may have *slightly* bent the rules but this is what SPN does to us, no one ever really dies and stays gone. Plus I'm a sucker for a happy ending ;)