Obviously, we're even crazier than he is, because we actually do what he tells us.
The tasks themselves aren't actually that tough, once you've figured out how you can make them happen. It's all along the lines of: A photo of someone holding a rhino piece while stroking a cat that is playing the piano on the top of Mount Everest. Just, maybe not quite as impossible. ;)

You know, maybe you should stop by next Saturday and see if there is a post here that you might be interested in. *not so subtle hint back*