if we ran the con and we agreed on having alcohol and a bouncing castle
Please do run a con, I'd go for the bouncing castle alone!!! *sparkly eyes*

Anyway, laughed loads reading this. But what's up with the gummy bears? Did that initially come from Jared's sweet tooth? Someone should tell them not to play with food ^-^ But hey, at least that explains all of their trim bodies. Thanks for sharing,